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Joke of the Day

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, you will pay. You have my Word."

"Why didn't the guitarist get laid? Because he had bad pickups"

"Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me. With just the tip."

"You know why I like Peter Pan? He never lands. (I like this joke cause it never gets old)"

"Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he have so many pictures of my parents fighting?"

"I'm not saying I hate you but if you were on fire I'd bring sticks and marshmallows."

"If there were no bad parents there would be no good strip clubs."

"Hey guys, Racism is a crime But crime is only for black people"

"Hello all, I have the ground type safari...Someone please add me, I'm looking for the older generation."

"What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas? When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother"