102003
Joke of the Day
"Pitbull is probably always the first person to hit ""Will Attend"" on a party evite."
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"(For Ents) So the D.E.A filed a report So the D.E.A filed a report about the Old lady who swallowed the Fly. Turns out Flies are a Gateway Bug"
"Knock knock Who's there? To To Who It's actually ""To Whom"""
"The waiter came up to my table and said, ""Can I take your order?"" I said, ""Sure."" He said, ""Thanks, I'm just really hungry."""
"I was watching a movie with my son earlier. Gripping my hand he said: ""Dad I'm scared, is that woman going to die?"". ""Judging by the size of that horse's cock, yes""."
"What comes first? The Chicken or the Cart!"
"Customer: ""How do I print my voicemail?"""
"I got a girl's number today! All I had to do was hit her car."
"I don't like my financial adviser. He put the ""douche"" in Fiduciary"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling."