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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Muslim cross the road? I said to my self as I floored the accelerator. Although I guess he did get to the other side."

"Fred: We had a burglary last night and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks."

"The doctor asked for a urine sample, a blood sample and a semen sample So I gave him my underwear"

"A small agency has opened in the UK to sell potential extremists to ISIS. Not surprisingly, business is booming."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field."

"My condolences for you and your family through this difficult transition is why my wife won't let me send back wedding RSVP cards."

"One I came up with today. Did you hear about the new cult that worships testicles? They are sacreligious."

"Why did Steph Curry cross the road? Because he wasn't far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot."

"Your momma's so fat... Her picture fell off the wall She wears a 3 piece bikini There are smaller fat women orbiting her Her tampons come equipped with On Star"

"Britain will be just fine... you always lose a few Pounds after a breakup."