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Joke of the Day

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he orders a beer and a mop."

"Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh..."

"Why aren't there any pedophiles in Japan? Because they learned what happens when you touch a little boy."

"I like my coffee how I like my life Once thrilling, but now a mundane daily ritual that has me questioning what I ever found enjoyable about it to begin with."

"I used to feel tired and sluggish. nothing could get me out of the house. then i tried MethTM and boy did i burn my house down"

"A guy gives free circumcisions He gets asked, ""well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"" He answers, ""I keep the tips"""

"[CREATING GROUNDHOGS] GOD: a rat dog ANGEL: check GOD: that whispers to white people ANGEL: what? GOD: about the weather ANGEL:"

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? It's pitiful."

"Anyone remember the joke about the dwarf? Can't think right now, should be easy to remember, it was only a short one."