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Joke of the Day
"If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think you could read."
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"Bailiff: State your name for the court Hr: Clara Sofia Alba Constanza Guadalupe... Judge: That's enough I want to get out of here b4 lunch!"
"What's the biggest sign she's just not into you? a restraining order."
"What's the difference between a cockroach and the Japanese? A nuke won't kill a cockroach"
"Unhappy with the lion's rule, the hippos decided to create a new government after themselves Sadly, it often contradicted itself"
"Look... don't end your presentation with ""Are there any questions?"" & then get all pissy when I ask if you can ride a unicycle."
"How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they will keep worshipping in dark."
"Nodding my head like yeah moving my hips like yeah selling my blood like yeah because I made a series of poor financial decisions like yeah"
"What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband? I'm sorry but I love another Juan."
"I stand right next to the ""God Hates Fags"" guy with a sign that says ""Please Ignore My Ex-Boyfriend"""