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Joke of the Day
""" You should date black guys"" - how girls tell each other they're fat"
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"How to get the attention of a crew of bricklayers... Yell ""Eh, Tony!"""
"Guys, I figured out a better way to pretend you died mid-type! All you need to do is hold dooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"[Dirty] Why do men like golf so much? It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands."
"My wife wants the living room walls to be something neutral. I'm painting Switzerland."
"Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it."
"I swear babe, I'm a virgin, it must be a miracle. *Joseph rolls eyes"
"<gets pulled over> Officer- What's making all that noise in your trunk? Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly."
"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!!!"
"Green Day released a new politically fuelled single today called ""Wake Me Up When November Ends"" T___T"