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Joke of the Day
"My wife wants the living room walls to be something neutral. I'm painting Switzerland."
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"It would be really convenient if Christmas decorations grew on trees."
"What is bruce lee's favourite drink? A fruit punch."
"When I saw Stephen Fry was getting married to a much younger man I wondered what a gay cougar was called. A pink panther."
"The GPA is not my son... But I will raise it."
"*Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*"
"What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for? Fo' Drizzle"
"Why don't married men live as long as single men? They don't want to!"
"Why are squirrels actions so sexual? They are always trying to bust a nut"
"The phrase ""Tricky Dick"" refers to both former President Richard Nixon and penis puppeteer Rich Handey. Be specific in your usage."