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Joke of the Day

"Green Day released a new politically fuelled single today called ""Wake Me Up When November Ends"" T___T"

"My house is the only one on our street with Christmas lights up I guess the rest of the neighbours are a bunch of Jews"

"What do you call a pallbearer from Oklahoma? A Karaoke"

"Anyone who says ""Let's all put our phones down and talk with each other,"" is just running out of battery and needs a charge."

"What's the bro-iest airport in the US? LAX"

"I hate making spelling mistakes. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"Not your average dad joke Knock knock! Who's there? To To who? To whom"

"Worlds shortest joke... (fixed) My life."

"Neurotic condoms stay awake at night thinking ""I'm only 99% effective."""

"[1st date] -I'm a fish whisperer. Wow, what does that mean? -*whispers* Fish. Oh... Haha um what do you- -*whispers right in her ear* Fish."