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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."
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"Nothing screams DUI like wearing a really nice suit on a city bus."
"Two fish are in a tank... One looks at the other and says ""how the fuck are we supposed to drive this thing?"""
"I heard they were going to fine bad drivers $100 on the spot. That's bit sexist, isn't it?"
"Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days? Everyone knows black people can't work a full week."
"I just saw a hot mom at McDonalds spank her kid after he threw his fries on the ground ...so I threw my fries on the ground too."
"how would you describe US with first four alphabets? ABCD (A B Cd.....) as in obesity.... Will show myself to hell now."
"I accidentally swallowed a contact lens today... I've never seen my colon with such clarity before."
"For Sale: Parachute Never opened, slightly stained."
"My favorite one liner ever!!! Last night I walked into a bar it hurt"