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Joke of the Day
"Harambe Memes died just like Harambe himself... When the little kids jumped in."
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"Nintendo recently acquired a printing press Word is, they're using it to create legal Nin-tender"
"What do plumbers and slinkies have in common They both make you laugh when you push them down stairs"
"I knock some sense into people with a hammer."
"What do you call a boat made of cat shit? a caturdamaran"
"Whenever my mate Dave starts stuttering, I always try and lighten the mood. By pretending to scratch invisible turntables."
"What do you call 4 mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro sinko"
"WARNING: I WILL NOT STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND BUT I MIGHT STEAL YOUR CAT"
"""Size DOES matter"", I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos."
"Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again."