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Joke of the Day

"Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days? Everyone knows black people can't work a full week."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaeeeeyyyyy"

"Accidentally called 911. Set my house on fire to not look stupid."

"I like to take my girlfriend to restaurants so she can complain I call it ""whining and dining"""

"Murderer: IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU Me: wow your hands are so soft Murderer: omg really Me: [caresses his hands] what moisturizer do you use"

"What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out."

"Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!"

"I married a European chess master. He's my Czech mate."

"My favorite joke [ha ha ha](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womens_rights)"

"I love it when people use a hashtag at the end of a tweet to explain the tweet. #usingtheliterarydeviceknownassarcasmhere"