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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a hot mom at McDonalds spank her kid after he threw his fries on the ground ...so I threw my fries on the ground too."

"Paramedics When one medic just isn't enough"

"Butte Creek beer slogan! It dont taste shitty!"

"Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror? To see how she looks like when sleeping."

"""Mommy when I grow up, I want to be a shoe"" -straight up killin' it at this parenting thing"

"A crowd started gathering around the car accident with the bagpiper... Twas so unfortunate he was kilt."

"you must be irish because my penis is dublin"

"acording to Jane Eyre... Love is blind"

"I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones But I like him better in smaller roles."

"Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side"