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Joke of the Day

"I heard they were going to fine bad drivers $100 on the spot. That's bit sexist, isn't it?"

"What did Picasso and Smurfette have in common? Both had blue periods."

"what do you call a lazy kangaroo? a pouch potato"

"How do you make a duck sing soul music? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers."

"Have you heard about the movie director from space? Woody Alien"

"Women call it a secret sixth sense, men call it paranoia."

"Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit!"

"Vibrator factory workers probably check their phones every ten seconds."

"I'm either tired or hungry at all times. Often both."

"Divorce. When being wrong every day for being alive isn't working for you."