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Joke of the Day
"I heard they were going to fine bad drivers $100 on the spot. That's bit sexist, isn't it?"
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"What do you call a james bond film about a calculator? Casio royale"
"Computers are like old testament gods. Lots of rules and no mercy. Not mine, got it somewhere on the internet."
"Why do you become a smurf every time you are sad? Because you're feeling blue."
"Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!"
"A Japanese company upset Americans by selling clothes labeled Skinny, Fat and Jumbo. They have since changed them to Large, Extra Large and American."
"I wore a pedometer for a week. Good news -- I'm not a pedo."
"If I had a bodyguard, I'm pretty sure he'd just spend most of his time sighing and saying ""Don't eat that..."""
"This is the story of a man named Jack. Jack was, well lets just say he was a repairman. One day while repairing the shingles on a rooftop, Jack got stuck. Will you help Jack off?"
"Bread lovers of Reddit, how do you tell your ""Sandwich Artist"" that they got your order wrong? Oops, wrong sub"