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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are in a tank... One looks at the other and says ""how the fuck are we supposed to drive this thing?"""

"If your man keeps cheating on you with the same woman, humble yourself and go ask her for advice."

"My Indian friend is thinking of changing his name to Rim Shot. Every time someone tells a good joke, they call his name - Param Singh!"

"If you've ever wondered what it's like to try to dress a jelly fish, here, try to get pants on my toddler"

"Case against Congress A guy walks into his agent's office and says, ""Got a great movie idea. Guy hates Congress wants to bring them down."" Agent looks up and says, ""We'll never get the backing!"""

"2 condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, you wanna go get shit faced?"""

"What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it."

"What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife? Thanks for the mammaries."

"My sister's husband overdosed on Viagra... she took it hard."

"""You thinkin what I'm thinkin?"" ""That we should dance our way out of this street fight?"" ""Wait what?"" ""No time! Break on 8! And a 5 6 7 8."""