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Joke of the Day
"Arguing with a greased up Asian... Can be a slippery slope."
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"Chivalry is so not dead. Most guys ask where you want it when they cum."
"Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter."
"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dave."
"THERAPIST: what's wrong? WIFE: he always narrates real life- ME: she complained WIFE: see! ME: she exclaimed WIFE: ME: she was speechless"
"My dog always walked backwards... So I named him god."
"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."
"What did UK say while leaving? It's not EU, it's me"
"What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd? Both of their last big hits were the wall."
"You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor"