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Joke of the Day

"NSFW My girlfriend was arrested for riding her bike today. She was charged with peddling pussy."

"Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!"

"I like people how I like my coffee... I don't like coffee!"

"Which part of a birch tree makes it better with autonomic functions than others? Their betula oblongata"

"How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3/5"

"What do you call three brothers taking acid together? Triplets"

"I just saw an 8 year old hipster. Your move, apocalypse."

"Cop just pulled me over, said I was going too fast. So I took him to dinner first."

"What do you call a Muslim father who works at a supermarket? a Baghdad"

"They should come out with a CSI Atlanta, with an all black cast. But each episode would be about finding who murdered the English language."