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Joke of the Day
"My dog always walked backwards... So I named him god."
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"I had a dream last night that I was a muffler Boy, did I wake up exhausted!"
"I spent the whole day cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean trying to find out where my son hides his weed."
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"If you want to piss off a fat person, just date their ex. They hate when someone messes with their leftovers"
"DOCTOR: You should lose some weight ME: Ok I'll consider it VET: Your dog should lose some weight ME: Hey bud, you're going on a diet!"
"Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE"