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Joke of the Day
"My dog always walked backwards... So I named him god."
Next Joke
"My bank has informed me that Twitter followers can not be used as collateral for a car loan. You guys are useless."
"An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything."
"I broke up with my wife We had to be put back together"
"What's the worst part about being gay? You cant think straight."
"Feminists: Look on the bright side... There will be more women in the White House than ever!"
"I WANT TO LIVE! Patient:""Docter, I have only 30 seconds to live!"" Doctor:""I'll be with you in a minute."""
"What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women."
"Jus waited for a stop sign to turn green"
"What if... Obama was secretly working for the government?"