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Joke of the Day
"What do women and dog shit have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."
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"""Everyone says they're voting for Clinton or Trump, but I'm voting for Regina George because she got hit by a bus."""
"My ex-girlfriend has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. and if you hold your ear against it, you can smell the sea."
"Have you heard about the new super-popular broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers."
"why do sandwich fillings look weird ? Cos they're in bread"
"Did such a great job cutting down a tree yesterday The neighbours clapped as I took a bough"
"For the english - What do you call a girl with 2 cunts? NdubZ"
"A lion would NEVER cheat on his mate But a Tiger Wood. XD"
"How does the Kool-Aid man end his jokes... with a punchline."