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Joke of the Day
"What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd? Both of their last big hits were the wall."
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"There are 10 types of people.... ....who understand binary: * The one who does * The one who doesn't"
"Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them."
"How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey: Twelve years old and mixed with coke."
"[12 doctors in a meeting] alright. which one of you idiots leaked the 1 weird tip to lose weight that doctors wont tell you. IDIOTS!"
"What is worse then sweat on Olivia Newton John? Come on Eileen"
"TIFU by not having a picture of my pet ready on my cake day. What were you expecting to see here?"
"2 Rules to Be Successful 1) Don't tell everyone everything you know. 2)"
"Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. ""What's the score Gramps?"" ""92 to 86."" ""Who's winning?"" I asked. ""92"""