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Joke of the Day

"Chivalry is so not dead. Most guys ask where you want it when they cum."

"David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel."

"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."

"A policeman came into my house and told me to put my hands up.I told him that he wasn't a DJ and we laughed and laughed and now I'm in jail."

"Ellie Goulding could really take her relationship to the next level... ... if she married Darth Vader (Don't know if I should be proud, but yes this is OC)"

"Ever wondered why there were no knock knock jokes about America? Freedom Rings."

"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"

"What do we want? A CURE FOR PARANOIA When do we want it? WHO WANTS TO KNOW"

"All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first."

"Why can't Chinese emperors commit murder? Because it's irregal"