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Joke of the Day
"Chivalry is so not dead. Most guys ask where you want it when they cum."
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"I told my buddy that Jewish people call god by a different name He was like, ""No way!"" I was like, ""Yahweh"""
"Tried to catch fog today. Mist."
"What's the worst thing you can come across while browsing the Internet? Your keyboard."
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
"Q: What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand."
"What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together? Moose-saka"
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"The winner of Powerball should really invest in a diverse portfolio There's also Mega Millions, Tri-State, and SuperLotto."
"I think I am going to buy a whiteboard.... They're simply remarkable."