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Joke of the Day
"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dave."
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"ME: I can't find my sandals WIFE: did you look everywhere? ME: yes WIFE: even down ME: yes even dowI did not put those on"
"So did you hear Buckwheat from The Little Rascals converted to Islam... He now goes by Kareem O' Wheat."
"My mute grandfather always said:"
"I just saw this advert and the lady said allergies cause you to avoid the things you love. That explains why I never get laid."
"My friend said he didn't mind homosexuality, just didn't like it in his bedroom. I asked, ""have you tried the kitchen?"""
"I just poured my root beer into a square cup. Now all I have is beer..."
"I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said ""morning."" He replied, ""No, just having a shit."""
"Why did the Chinese man tell a joke? Just China be funny."
"If i could give any advice to hitler... Auschwitz should have been the first thing you made."