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Joke of the Day
"Robin Thicke can't even name a second Robin Thicke song"
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"What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile? Convincing the sound to get into your van."
"The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too"
"[job interview] ""So where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Getting asked this question somewhere else"
"Pretty insulting when you wake up in a bathtub of ice and they left all your organs."
"Beer nuts $1:50 Deer nuts under a buck"
"Jokes Like This? Do you like dragons? Cuz imma be dragon my nutz across your face!"
"Cargo pants are for when you want to wear khakis, but also want to be a backpack."
"I'm addicted to brake fluid. But I can stop any time."
"I'm sitting here watching this married couple argue in this restaurant. Then their 8 year old says ""oh great, dinner and a show."" Priceless."