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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile? Convincing the sound to get into your van."

"God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems."

"What's another name for the Periodic Table of elements? The atoms family."

"Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !"

"Samsung But what did Sam sing?!"

"Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken."

"How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it."

"What's the difference between dreams and memes? I haven't given up on my memes yet"

"I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families."

"It's like trying run the BostonMarathon with Siamese Twins... They're both pulling in different directions"