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Joke of the Day
"Cargo pants are for when you want to wear khakis, but also want to be a backpack."
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"What do viagra and China have in common? Rigged erections"
"My wife is calling me Jeb Bush during sex Now I'll never come first."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was kewl."
"I called a guy with dwarfism a 'midget' He was a little offended"
"The airport lady at passport control saw I was American & warned me there were no McDonald's past security. I feel very profiled & grateful."
"Why was the tree stretching? So it could be timber!"
"Mona Lisa 1o acto:Una mona aplastada. 2o acto: La misma mona aplastada. 3o acto: La misma mona aplastada. Como se llama la obra? ""La Mona Lisa."""
"When I go to Starbucks, I tell them my name is Marco. When my drink is ready and they call my name, I just keep saying Polo."
"Donald Trump tells a joke to Hillary Clinton It was hillaryous"