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Joke of the Day

"Jokes Like This? Do you like dragons? Cuz imma be dragon my nutz across your face!"

"One day, my mother barged into my room and screamed, ""Turn off that gangsta rap music!"" I was listening to Lecrae..."

"Ordering at Chipotle: ""With white rice."" ""Brown?"" ""No, white. And chicken."" ""Steak?"" ""No, chicken. And medium salsa."" ""Mild?"" ""No, medium."""

"What am I? I have 4 eyes, hundreds of legs, and wings. What am I? A liar."

"how do you catch a unique bunny? unique up on it. :) How do you catch a tame bunny? The TAME way!!! favorite cheesy joke."

"What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook."

"duh. Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red? A: So they can hide in cherry trees. Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree before? A: No? See, it works!"

"Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys."

"How do you know the devil is white? Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell."

"Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'"