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Joke of the Day
"Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries."
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"Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!"
"A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the Christian says ""do you believe in god?"", and the retard says ""what do I look like? , some kind of retard?"""
"What do necrophiliacs get at funerals? Mourning wood."
"Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher."
"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free...."
"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."
"A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him."
"What music service do potatoes like to use? Spudify."
"11 was a race horse 11 was 12 11 1 1 race 12 1 1 2"