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Joke of the Day

"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."

"Jokes that Eddie Murphy could have done on SNL40. Here is mine. I did comedy for the fame, money and sex with white women. The 80's was so long ago. Good night folks."

"What do you call a nursing home with a buffet? A Golden Corral."

"How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard."

"What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common? They're both trying to screw everybody."

"Yo mama is so ghetto her wedding dress was a tall-t"

"kley (Proto-Indo-European)-> , (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate Climate change is man-made."

"What do you call a stable poop? Sturdy."

"What's a three letter word for Hell? DMV."

"What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely? Pole Position"