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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim father who works at a supermarket? a Baghdad"
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"I once got so drunk I put shaving cream on my face & used an electric shaver. Then poured a glass of wine on my face b/c I had no aftershave"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler Hitler had supporters."
"What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A lick-her cabinet"
"Magic Johnson own everything, movies, gyms, restaurants, sports teams! What kind of aids he got? Financial aids?!?!"
"how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?? pick it up and suck its dick"
"Kinda cool how they based an entire country off of Mexican food."
"You heard of what happened to Robin Williams? You could say his jokes had him ""gasping"" for air."
"My wife was harassing me to do some work around the house. I said, ""If I wanted a nag, I would have married a horse."""
"What martial art did Hitler have a black belt in? Gazillion Jew-Jitsu"