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Joke of the Day
"Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher."
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"I used to be a big fan of Michael J Fox... ...but his latest performances have been a little shaky."
"So a guy walks into a punchline... The punchline-tender says, ""Why the dumb joke?"""
"Having a bit of a lazy day... sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss doesn't look amused"
"Why are Holocaust jokes never clean? Because they're full of Germans."
"How do you confuse a blind person? Toss them a basketball and ask them to read it."
"Whenever I seductively unbutton my pants, I always maintain full eye contact with the waiter so he knows I want more table bread."
"How do you get a witch pregnant? Ya fuck her."
"NAZI: I'm a Nazi MEDIA: How controversial NAZI: I said I was a Nazi MEDIA: Your clothes are beautifully tailored"
"My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister and I was like, ""How can that be possible when her snoring keeps me up all night?"""