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Joke of the Day
"What music service do potatoes like to use? Spudify."
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"There's no police in Canda... If your car is faster than a moose"
"The other day, my girlfriend called me dumb for saying that toasters can swim. She was right, I am dumb. When I dropped it in her bath, it sank to the bottom."
"This coffee is so strong it just raised 5 children on a nurse's salary."
"The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth."
"Fun prank: tweet ""BRB CLEANING MY GUN!!!"" then don't tweet for 8 years."
"Your fancy frankenstein cross-breed vanity dog can't breathe you obnoxious cock"
"This bread is my meat, this wine is my blood... ... and this beer and milk are... -Master, that's enough, I ran out of ink!"
"El Chapo is a very special guy... He's juan of a kind"
"My grandma just broke her hip farting! #EpicFrail!"