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Joke of the Day
"What music service do potatoes like to use? Spudify."
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"It's too human to go outside."
"I saw a man 3 foot 3 outside my house looking for my utilities readings Turns out he was the metre man"
"Seven days on a honeymoon make one hole weak"
"What do you call a mexican baptism? Bean dip."
"If you ever get cold Just stand in a corner for a bit, they're usually around 90 degrees."
"What begins with P and ends with orn? Popcorn, of course!"
"Don't judge me because I like 80's music. Judge me because I had a late term abortion because a baby would ruin my holiday plans."
"If a zombie approaches you, bop it on the nose with a rolled-up magazine and say NO."
"The past, present and the future started fighting. It was in*tense*"