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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!"
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"Mubarak would like everyone to know he's now available to oppress people at weddings and birthday parties."
"I don't like bone jokes.. I don't find them humerus."
"Where do muslims go when they die? Everywhere."
"What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans? Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!"
"Johnny was a chemists son.... Johnny was a chemist's son, But Johnny is no more, What Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."
"I felt sad when my girlfriend wouldn't reply to my emails I guess that was the point of no return"
"Jan 1st, 2017: I'm finally going to start learning guitar. haha only kidding I'll probably just ride out my current interests until I die."
"How do you top a train? Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D"
"If you're a registered sex offender, do you get a discount?"