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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!"

"[On phone to police] Has there been a report of a pervert in the park? P: No, there hasn't. Me: oh good. [Goes back to hiding in bushes]"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I'm ok with a 5km but really don't like 10km."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well I saw this light at the window...!"

"Been coughing all day. Can't seem to stop. Guess I should go see a movie."

"Where did Robin Williams go after he died? To the Mork."

"If you love something, let it go. From the creators of ""If you're tired, go for a run,"" and ""If you're on fire, eat bees"""

"Husband: ""Honey, at work I fainted, and Natalie took me to the doctor. He says I need a brain surgery in 72 hours and blood transfusion also."" Wife: ""Who is Natalie?"""

"Remember, if you're ever being attacked by a mob of clowns Always go for the juggler."

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."