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Joke of the Day
"Hmmm... If I throw a watch in the garbage.... Is that considered a waste of time..?"
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"Waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out from under the ring and hitting someone with a steel chair to claim the presidential belt."
"In the South, everyone is treated like family I guess that explains the rape"
"If shes's being being anal about it Give her sex and you'll make her whole day, Give her anal sex and you'll make her hole weak"
"How many dead babies do you need to turn on the light? More than 20, because my basement is still dark."
"My girlfriend just broke up with me, mainly because of my extreme Burger King addiction. So I said to her ""Fine, have it your way."""
"A vaping hipster aetheist vegan crossfitter walks into a bar just kidding people like that dont exist but I imagine they do so I have someone to hate other than myself haha."
"A plane crushed on top of a cemetery In the evening news: So far they found 255 body... but they continue the digging."
"What do niggers and twinkies have in common? You have to un-rap them before you can get to their delicious Kareem filling."
"I bet the YMCA dance is allot harder to do in Chinese."