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Joke of the Day

"A plane crushed on top of a cemetery In the evening news: So far they found 255 body... but they continue the digging."

"What the difference between a calender and you.... a calendar has dates."

"What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves? Raisin bran"

"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you."

"Guys, enough with the fat jokes.. Can't you see I've got enough on my plate already"

"Bricks and mortar are so passe. I going to live in my homepage."

"Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday."

"My wife says I'm too nosy. At least that's what she said in her diary."

"Accidentally ate a ball of wasabi the size of a marble and now I can smell math"

"A friend of mine just got fired from his job as a butcher. Apparently he was offal."