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Joke of the Day

"What do niggers and twinkies have in common? You have to un-rap them before you can get to their delicious Kareem filling."

"The most important thing I look for from a potential employer is a bathroom with a good network connection."

"what did they call the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again? DJ Vu"

"Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my knees and lean forward... because that's how I roll."

"You may refer to him as Cap'n Crunch to others, but you must still salute him in person."

"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."

"The device will work much better, if you turn it on."

"Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey? Bill Cosby"

"Dear White People, Stop making videos of yourselves singing songs from 'Frozen'!"

"Do you know why there are no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."