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Joke of the Day
"I bet the YMCA dance is allot harder to do in Chinese."
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"My love for you is like an hourglass I always finish on the bottom."
"Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler."
"Obama looks rough after the last 8 years in office. Still better than JFK after 2."
"I called the bookstore and asked if they had any books about constipation. She told me it hasn't come out yet"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station the others a busty crustacean"
"The families in Eggo commercials live in nice houses and appear wealthy. Why are they always fighting over one shitty frozen waffle?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !"
"""How about a month of obligations, overspending, difficult travel and horrible weather?"" - The pitch for the month of December."
"What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon? ""IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"""