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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the girl that backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster"
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"This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's head."
"I heard they are making Frozen 2.. ..I think they just need to let it go. My mom's funnies are rare and usually unintentional."
"Hey baby, are you a gorilla exhibit? Coz I wanna drop a baby into you."
"An infectious disease enters a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind in here."" It replies, ""Well, your not a very good host."" It isn't mine, my doctor told me this one"
"What's a blind man doing on a boat? Waiting for a bus."
"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? *Walks away*"
"Who is Kanye West's favorite running back? All Day nigga"
"Confucius says: Woman who sleeps with judge..... receives honorable discharge"
"What do they call a rant in Australia? A Fuck-filled Platitude"