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Joke of the Day

"I love how baguettes get stale after about 12 hours. Life is so beautiful and fragile."

"A Redditor walks into Reddit Restaurant... All of our servers are busy right now. Please try again in a minute."

"What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food."

"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear."

"How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay? WATERBOARDING!!!"

"Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno? Because they always wish for the green card"

"There's a faggot in the trunk of my car. There were too many sticks in my front yard, so I'm dumping them in the woods."

"What do a flat-earther, a Nazi, and YOU have in common? They all get one vote."

"Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune? Because the host gets confused when they say ""I'd to buy a vowel eh."""

"Rick Astley's movie collection... You can ask to borrow any movie from Rick Astley except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."