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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear."
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"When I got my first pube, I left it under my pillow and waited for the pube fairy. And he came. All over my pillow."
"How many deadbeat dads does it take to change a lightbulb? I wouldn't know, mine's never around. (Alternately: ""Well, he went out to get one..."")"
"Math joke: Why can't you derivate a social scientist? Because they don't have a function"
"""Four, five, six, one, two, three, seven, eight, nine, ten! Coming, ready or not!"" George Lucas playing hide and seek"
"My companies biggest customer is the state of Missouri. I guess it's safe to say Missouri loves my company."
"What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !"
"As an atheist I don't receive many xmas cards and the ones I do disproportionately say ""may God have mercy on your soul."""
"I like my men like I like my grapes. Me:- I like my men like I like my grapes Friend:- Big and black? Me:- no, 16 at a time."
"Who should of gotten asphalt? Cleopatra."