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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear."
Next Joke
"Did Pinocchio catch fire when he masturbated?"
"Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped 6 when he was 4."
"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."
"What do you get when you put rootbeer in a square glass? Beer."
"Follow your dreams, do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life! Because they're not hiring in that field."
"I don't always eat breakfast But when I do, I have dos eggies"
"There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL! The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs."
"Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server."
"Hey, man. You used no capital letters and only one exclamation point to wish me happy birthday on Facebook. Is everything okay at home?"