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Joke of the Day

"There's a faggot in the trunk of my car. There were too many sticks in my front yard, so I'm dumping them in the woods."

"Why can't a prostitute count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful."

"What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her? You're getting too wrapped up in your work!"

"Remember, if you get dumped, it's only because they're looking for someone sexier and more attractive. It has NOTHING to do with you."

"What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature? Tequila Mockingbird"

"Just heard a dad threaten to spank his screaming son ""in front of the world."" Stand your ground, kid. There's no way he has that technology."

"women secrets? Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40."

"I just found a human tooth and a pair of underwear in my purse. I might be a serial killer or I might be a mom, you'll never know."

"[offensive] What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the person whose name I've forgotten."