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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window? Curt and Rod"

"What type of animal browses Reddit? Karma-vore"

"How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb? Won."

"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors It's just something I can see myself doing."

"Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!"

"Keep a baby with you at all times in case you need to throw it at someone who tries to arrest you."

"What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter."

"The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing"

"What do you call a wannabe model? A poser!"

"How does a cricket know if his joke has bombed?"