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Joke of the Day

"A Redditor walks into Reddit Restaurant... All of our servers are busy right now. Please try again in a minute."

"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"

"I try not to spend too much time online... ...but Wi-Fight it?"

"Built a TV news desk in the living room. Area wife very upset."

"My brother, Max, asked me to come up with a nickname for him. Now we just call him Maxx."

"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds weird, dozen tit?"

"Ban pre-shredded cheese Make America grate again!"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick? You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it"

"What do you call a singing bottle of mustard? Celine Dijon"

"choose one to drop: 1. acid 2. bass 3. out of college 4. the assault charges 5. that thun thun thun"