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Joke of the Day

"Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno? Because they always wish for the green card"

"Cinderella Joke What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? UGHACKLURB (Gagging noise)"

"I decided to make a new logo for /r/jokes you like it?"

"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"

"Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere? Because they don't have legs to walk, man."

"I'd have to say, on a scale from 1 to Pee... urinate"

"Texting back and forth with a wrong number. I'm all ""Dude! Let's be BFF's!"". He/she is all ""Stop texting me"". CLASSIC him/her!"

"[OC] How to tell if you're gay... If when you fap, you like the feeling because there's a dick in your hand, rather than liking it because there's a hand around your dick - You're gay."

"DID YOU KNOW? You can feed a lot of squirrels into those pneumatic tubes at the bank before the teller finds the shut-off switch."

"What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper? You only need one nail to hang the painting."