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Joke of the Day
"Why was afraid of ? Because !"
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"How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"
"I took adderall next to a box of fortune cookies... And now I'm fluent in Chinese."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but I don't know how they got in there"
"Did you ever realize that almond milk lasts four times longer than regular milk? That's nuts, right?"
"Did you hear about the tornado that swept through the cemetery? Hundreds dead."
"The English language lacks a word to mean ""To make a spouse feel uncomfortable by aggressively cleaning the house around them""."
"I used the toilet just after my wife and noticed that her shit really does smell of roses. Hardly surprising. She's polished off four tins of the fuckers in the last two days"
"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines... Then your mom jumped on one!"
"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexic Association."