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"What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs? Rebbit."
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"A man drives his truck and runs over a woman. Whose fault is it? His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen."
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"Do not break eye contact with your waitress as you put the spaghetti in your wallet."
"""When in doubt, puke up some clear, sticky fluid."" -Cats"
"What's the definition of Necrophilia? The urge to pop a cold one."
"What do you call a gay cop in a glory hole? [NSFW] Pulled Pork."
"I want to tattoo ""platform 9 and 3/4"" over my ass 'cause you wouldn't think you'd get in there but you can Edit:words"
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"What do you call a slutty toaster? A crumb dumpster"