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Joke of the Day
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but I don't know how they got in there"
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"What did the square say to the root? ""Radical"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !"
"We live in a time where ""He is hot"" is more important than ""He is a nice guy."""
"99 little bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh."
"What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman? A Lickalottapus"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot, you fucking racist!"
"Girl: I think we should just be friends Me: ya okay, but I get to be Chandler!"
"he's not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal. ""I've got more than enough to eat at home"""
"My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means she can eat anything off the floor if she waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter."