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Joke of the Day
"How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"
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"*hears a sound* haha lol wat if its a ghost *5 hours later* wwhat if it was a ghost"
"My wife told me to give her nine inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her twice, and hit her with a brick."
"If farting was a mechanism to flag my territory, I would rule the world."
"Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!"
"I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected."
"i just heard this whats worse than lobsters on your piano? crabs on your organ"
"Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window? To watch the butterfly"
"Random drunk guy: if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and I together. Me: It's perfect the way it is with N and O together."
"I went to high five Robin Williams he left me hanging"