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Joke of the Day

"i know how hard it must have been for my parents to tell me there was no santa because i just had to tell my parents there's no jesus"

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"science jokes two chemists walk into a bar, the first one says ""I'll have H20"" the second one says ""I'll have H20 two"" the second chemist dies.how did he die? tell me in the comments"
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer this morning... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"
"Why did the little girl eat her money for lunch? Because her mom gave her money for lunch. 8 year old sister told me this joke, gave me a good laugh."
"Potato Chip are like car company they are very good at making air bags."
"i dont give a frick about your car's horse power i want to know about its other powers lets start with duck power"
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thinking of a joke when there's a worm in your apple"
"Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus."
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