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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man."
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"Where are the baby leeks? In it's nappy! (diaper for my american friends) (I work in a supermarket, this is how I pass the time)"
"The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all."
"If you rearrange the letters of Fat Tuesday it becomes Fatty as Due. I don't know what that means but as you can tell I'm really bored."
"Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here."
"When I was a kid, I thought Reader's Digest recommended the best books to eat"
"How does a mom in West Virginia know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick taste weird"
"Only 350 more followers until I casually mention the benefits of Amway."
"Handjobs and blowjobs Handjobs from girls that speak sign language count as blowjobs."
"""She must be shy"" is probably what I say to myself the most when a woman abruptly moves across the country after talking to me."