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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man."
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"I eat the pussy like mac n cheese I'm lactose intolerant"
"Don't start or end a job in July Because you'll be asked ""July on your resume?"""
"My friend was showing me around her loft. She said, ""It's a bit eratic."" I said, ""I know, there's lemon and lime peels everywhere."""
"Why don't cannibals eat ex-wives? Because they're bitter."
"Every day, I hope I don't get bitten by a spider. I'm not afraid of spiders, I just don't want the responsibility of being a superhero."
"What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose? Bing fwong dong 9/11"
"2 Penises rob a bank 2 Penises are busy robbing a bank. All of a sudden a vibrator bursts through the doors. The one penis says to the other: ""Oh fuck! It's RoboCop!'"
"What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?... ...Elizabeth."
"Why can't Asians make white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white"