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Joke of the Day
"Potato Chip are like car company they are very good at making air bags."
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"The best things in life are free. The second best things are very expensive."
"This is a dark one! A black baby, pickle and a blender. what do you get? A Nickle!"
"Bee jokes, courtesy of my niece (age 8). What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles? A honeycomb."
"Behind every great man is a great woman. Way behind. Because men are faster."
"Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooke."
"What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back? An escalador."
"I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. All he does is eat, drink and be Mary!!."
"What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean? a good start."
"What do you call a bunch of white guys and a one black man Court"