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Joke of the Day
"Potato Chip are like car company they are very good at making air bags."
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"As the programmer was going to the store his wife called out We need a quart of milk and if they have eggs bring me back a dozen. He returns with 3 gallons of milk and says: ""They had eggs."""
"I'm working on a gangsa Christmas song My working title is ""Santa and His Three Hos"""
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh"
"We've heard that ignorance of maths is growing geometrically, whatever that means."
"Devil worshipper leader: ""Due to a typo we have summoned the wrong demon."" Stan: ""Hey there."""
"When you start trying to pick out names for a baby, you realize how many jerks you know with different names."
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer testicals they're under a buck."
"Why did the plane crash because the pilots we're muffins"
"What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B"