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Joke of the Day

"How do thieves kiss? They make out like bandits."

"What type of grapes to Indians like? Gangrapes Edit: do*"

"Why do they call it the XBOX 360? Because you turn 360 and walk away!!"

"What do you get when you set a dog's tail on fire? Hopefully arrested you sick fuck... also a Dash-hound"

"I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones."

"They say breaking a sweat every day is one of the healthiest things you can do... good thing I eat a lot of Indian food."

"What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat? You get kicked out of the petting zoo."

"Sluggish (n): What slugs speak."

"Me: Goodnight Moon Moon: Well hi there. I can't hear you because I'm 240,000 miles away and sound doesn't travel in space. Die in a fire."

"Why is there no windows 9? Obviously 789 I would be surprised if you said something else."